Oh the progress I have made, or what Kyle Smith told me recently at our editor's wedding
Smith: You look glamorous.
Me: Thank you.
Smith: You're welcome.
Me: Yeah, when I moved to New York a few years ago I was kind of screwed up.
Smith: Huh. Now that I think about it, I guess you did look a little rough.
Me: Ha, thanks.
Smith: Like you used to do heroin.
Me: Wow - seriously?
Smith: Or like you knew people who did heroin.
Me: Thank you.
Smith: You're welcome.
Me: Yeah, when I moved to New York a few years ago I was kind of screwed up.
Smith: Huh. Now that I think about it, I guess you did look a little rough.
Me: Ha, thanks.
Smith: Like you used to do heroin.
Me: Wow - seriously?
Smith: Or like you knew people who did heroin.
posted by mandy at 9:23 AM
