Me: Hey mom, is dad there?
Mom: No, he's working late.
Me: Are you sure he's not involved in a high-class prostitution ring?
Mom: I guess he might be.
Me: Has he been tough on fighting crime?
Mom: No.
Me: Does he ever asked to be called George Fox?
Mom: No.
Me: Does he ever accidentally tip you?
Mom: No.
Me: Then don't worry about it.