This is it folks; the final call, the last reminder. This coming Monday the East Village will play host to one of the finest collection of comedians in its storied history; indeed, if I was a lousy Yankees beat-writer for the Post, I'd call this Monday's lineup "a modern day Murderers' Row."

I was walking around Brooklyn the other night, wondering why this tour is freaking me out a little bit, and I realized that it's because I have not been away from New York City for a month-and-a-half since I was a little kid going to summer camp 20 YEARS AGO. I've traveled to work or whatever, but I've always come home. (I am excited though; I have three days off after my show in Glasgow, and I realized it was actually cheaper to fly into France than back to London, so I guess I'm going to Paris for a few days. If anyone knows anything good to do there, please drop me a line.)

Anyways, please come say goodbye. I really am going to miss all of youse knuckleheads:

"LONDON CALLING: Liam's EuroTour Kickoff Show"
MONDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
at Karma
51 1st Ave.
8:00pm - $15.00

Hosted by:
Liam McEneaney
from Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" and VH1's "Best Week Ever"

WITH:
Demetri Martin
from "The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart," his own "Demetri Martin: Person" 1-hour special on Comedy Central, and his forthcoming Comedy Central series, "Important Things w/ Demetri Martin"

John Oliver
is a correspondent for "The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart"

Todd Hanson
is a writer/editor for The Onion

Leo Allen
the star of his own "Comedy Central Presents: Leo Allen" 1/2-hour special, and the "Comedy Central Presents: Slovin & Allen" 1/2-hour special, and was a writer for SNL and the upcoming "Important Things w/ Demetri Martin"

Prescott Tolk
this national headliner who has appeared on "Premium Blend" is an old friend of Liam's, coming into NYC from Chicago for this show

AND WITH MUSIC FROM:
Jason Trachtenburg
as the paterfamilias of The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, he's toured the USA and Europe, performed at the world-famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and appeared on "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien"

The Hazzards
have appeared on Comedy Central's "Out on the Edge" hosted by Alan Cumming, and on Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up." Their video "Gay Boyfriend" was an Internet sensation, getting over one million downloads in its first three months live on the InterWeb; it was later remixed as a EuroPop Dance tune, and reached the UK charts at #67, ahead of some crap song by Seal. They played at the 2005 Kennedy Center Honors for Steve Martin.

A Brief View of the Hudson
"Best of Manhattan" - NY Press
"surprisingly tolerable..." - The Onion

and our house band for the evening - The Domestics