which if you haven't signed up for yet, how are we ever going to have the relationship that everyone else whispers about?

To wit:

First things first, you are the light of my life.

Second things second, I'm doing the Shark Show this Saturday. Always hilarious, always free, always at Mo Pitkins. Pretty sure I'm going to do 10 minutes on alternate names for The Vagina.

So far I have:

FANCY PANTS
FRISKY BISKY
THE TERMINATOR
MORMON
AND
DON'T FORGET JEFF

Also, open to suggestions.

That is, OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS

Info:
THE SHARK SHOW
"Comedy That Bites"
Saturdays @ 8 P.M.
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Ave. A (betw 2nd & 3rd Sts.), N.Y.C.
Showtime - 8 P.M .
Price - A whole lotta FREE!

AND, if you're not in NY, here's my justification for making this email worth your time.

So have you seen the new JJ Abrams trailer?
Want to know something cool? So the guy who's the narrator is one of my favorite Chicago (now LA-based) comics TJ Miller. Yeah. You can check out his stuff here.

Second to last, one of the BEST comics I know (along with several other hilarious folks I dig) is competing next week in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight. Vote for who you like, or if you want to be my BFF TTYL LOL TTFN, vote for Hannibal Buress.

Go here next week to do so

Then pat yourself on the back for SUPPORTING THE SCENE.

That is, SUPPORTING THE SCENE.

Lastly, save the date - I'll be emceeing this year's Funniest Reporter in New York Contest on Wed., Oct. 3 @ 9:30 @ Gotham Comedy Club.

Also sometime during that week (Sept. 27-Oct. 8) I'll be doing my own show. Rad and awesome.

Have a great weekend - see you tomorrow, friend.

Mandy

(PSST: THANKS, DAG! CHECK IT out.)

Mandy,

I hope these additional vagina names get to you in time.

The Kenmore PRO (tm) #ACT-VH474498
Rainbow's End
The Secrete Garden
Bibble-Bibble
Mark Gludowski, class of 1979
The Superfort (r)
Nectarina
D.O.O.M.S.O.C.K.E.T.
Janet


With best wishes,
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