Hi Mandy,

I've got a couple of vagina names for you. They are British 'Rugger Bugger' ones, (equivalent to US 'Frat Boy' material). Thankfully I don't need them any more. You are welcome to them: -

Monkey's Tongue
Hairy Axe Wound, (horrid one that ... almost didn't list it)
Badly Packed Kebab, (or just 'Kebab' ... but the prefix improves it)

I've got more, but you will already have them.

Sorry I won't make the show. I'm in the wrong country, and will remain in the wrong country for the majority of our respective lives. That's why you and me could never be an ... item.

It simply could never work.

I've got to go now. This is just too painful.

Paul
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