of a new first-person dating column I'm writing for Sunday's New York Post called "About Last Night."

I really hope you ask me to marry you as much as I enjoy writing it.

Special apologies to my sister who suggested several names for the column that I was not able to use, including --

Boobson Mandela
Tall Drink of Water
Who's Thirsty?
and
Penises on Parade.

Thanks, Amie. Really pithy stuff.