there was one more name suggested for the dating column from my sister's camp. That would be:

A Mermaid and a Turtle

which came courtesy of Amie's 2 1/2-year-old daughter, Allison.

Which, when you think about it, presents a real opportunity.

Anderson Cooper: "Live from New Orleans we've got the latest with mermaids. And up next...turtles."

US Weekly: "What Turtles Don't Want You To Know About Mermaids."

Newsweek: "Tur-maids...Are We Playing God?"