I'm doing "Don't Touch Me There" July 19.

And "The Shark Show" August 4.

"Come check it out."*

"I'll be eating French fries."*

"Kicking it."*

"Funny anecdotes will be heard."*

"Mo Pitkins has an awesome bathroom."*

"The upstairs is a little bit better than the downstairs."

"So if at any time during the performance you need to use the bathroom you'll be well taken care of but don't do it during my set because it's going to be great. Humorous anecdotes, like I said."*

*All notes courtesy of Hannibal Buress.