Come to Ritalin Readings and find out if Lindsay is alive or dead!

7:30 p.m. - Mo Pitkins - Info here!

Read a story I wrote about "How to Eat Like a Hot Chick" here!

And read another story I wrote about how to read the Bible like a Paris Hilton chick here!

Resolution: One "Lamb Lies Down" reference in everything I write from this point forward!

Also, watch this vintage video of David Letterman that I found yesterday while searching Liam's blog for some clips he posted of Bill Hicks! Such a happy treat!

See you tonight!