you've bought your ticket, contacted your sexy girlfriend and arranged for a babysitter to go to Ritalin Readings in two days.

Yes? Yes.

This Thursday, 7:30 p.m.

I'll be doing a piece called "What Are You Going to Get Me For Father's Day?"

The word "condadulations" will be used 27 times.

From the site:

Hosted by Gabriel Delahaye and Lindsay Robertson
Produced by Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)

Alex Blagg (VH1 Best Week Ever)
Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)
Greg Johnson (Comedian)
Adam Lowitt (The Daily Show)
Kristen Schaal (Comedian)
Mandy Stadtmiller (Comedian)

The Ritalin Reading Series
"Sometimes it's good to be quick"
Thursday, May 24th at 7:30 pm
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (b. 2nd and 3rd St.)
F or V train to Second Ave.
212-777-5660
Doors at 7, show at 7:30
$6