Remember how the buxom Oscar winner completely nailed what it's like to be a cat and a woman? Well, bingo for the new thriller "Perfect Stranger," which places the curvy sexpot as an undercover reporter for the New York tabloid "The Courier," which looks, smells and even runs headlines like The Post.

As a reporter for New York's biggest tabloid, I can't tell you how bizarre it was to watch my life reflected so exactly up on the screen!

Like Berry's dogged character Rowena, I, too, live in a sick Manhattan apartment, wear only the finest designer clothes and have a creepy relationship with the office I.T. guy (Giovanni Ribisi) who's like a super-cool combination of Knight Rider, James Bond and Jem and the Holograms.

This guy is truly outrageous!