Be sure to come out for this joint Rejection/Mortified show that I'm doing tomorrow night.

I will be doing a performance whereby I use all of the "True/False" statements in a psychological inventory test to see how much action it gets me online. And how long it takes for someone to finally reject me.

Robert_hard: what do u look like?
Sexy_lady: I believe I'm being plotted against.
Robert_hard: 5'9 170 pds dark hir hzel eyes.
Sexy_lady: I frequently feel there's nothing inside me, like I'm empty and hollow.
Robert_hard: i have 8" and am stroking it
Sexy_lady: I'm afraid to get really close to another person because it may end up with my being ridiculed or shamed.
Robert_hard: im not wearing any pants

Advanced reservations are sold out. But limited tickets are available at the door—and based on people coming and going, I'd say your chances for getting in are good. Please note: The show-show is over after about an hour and a half, but then the rest of the evening is a gigantic party of love and peace and freedom.

There will also be understanding.

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From Jon Friedman:

Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007 - 8 p.m.-1 a.m., Upright Citizen's Brigade

The Rejection Show's Heartbreak Haven

The cult-favorite live comedy series The Rejection Show and Mortified join forces for an evening of their best breakup, heartbreak and love related performances from shows past blending into and evening of love song karaoke, live music, DJ, drinks and partying. If you're single, feeling alone, rejected, don't have a date or don't like traditional Valentine's Day routines then The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater is the place to be on Valentine's Day '07! Don't feel left out happy couples. All are welcome to party and see some hilariously heartbreaking performances.

Featuring HEARTBREAKING performances from:

Jon Friedman
Gabe & Jenny
Adam Wade
Sara Schaefer
Katina Corrao
Adrianne Frost
Matt Goldich
Todd Levin
Rachel Kramer Bussel
Mike Albo
Mandy Stadtmiller
Giulia Rozzi
Brandy Barber
Sara Jo Allocco
Victoria Scroggins
A Cartoon from Odd Todd
AND MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

LIVE MUSIC FROM:
THE DEFIBULATORS
LEIBYA ROGERS
STUCKEY AND MURRAY
CHUCK & JAWNEE

Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 West 26th Street
Between 8th and 9th Avenue

Cost: $10

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Info here.

Facts of life here.

Former labor secretary of the United States here.

Really great review of "Patch Adams" here.

P.S. I'm on vacation. So no posting until next week. In the meantime, I recommend going outside and walking and trees.

Let's give them something to talk about!