Okay, so some things
Colleen tagged me to share some stuff that you didn't know about me. I'm not going to tag others because I don't do that kind of stuff. But I would do you, Colleen. Thanks.
1) Today I almost wiped out on an icy patch and nearly smashed my face in but didn't and walked away with barely a scratch and as I was busy chanting thank you, thank you, thank you sweet heavens above for not smashing my face in a few blocks later I realized that I had been carrying the DVD "The Departed" and alas the movie was now departed and then I realized that at one time in my life I had been 23 years old and then I couldn't get away from it, 23, 23, 23, 23. It was everywhere!
2) Then I called my parents and asked them if they thought every movie I rented the title would happen to me and then I realized that I had called them at 11:12 p.m. and that it all added up, it wouldn't stop adding up, 23, 23, 23 and then we decided I should probably rent "Million Dollar Baby" because maybe I'd give birth to money next ha ha!
3) Then I asked them if they had seen "Million Dollar Baby," and they had not but they knew that the girl who wins prizes for getting beaten to death in movies gets beaten to death in it and then I was like how did you know that and they were like word gets around about that kind of thing and then they realized that 2 different people had spoiled the ending for them using 3 different syllables ("Hey." "She dies.") and then I was like how do I know I wouldn't hurt someone, how can I really be sure??? 23, 23, 23!! !!!
4) Then I told my parents that I wished I was coming home to someone because I was feeling sorry for myself with my nearly smashed in face and my lost movie and they said, "Coming home, like to a boyfriend?" and I said, "No, like to a slave," and they both agreed this is exactly what my personal ad should specify and then I realized that if I were to post the ad I would want to do it on a personals site called Veinte Tres except that site doesn't exist yet but it will someday except not until the year 2323!
And then I peed my pants 19 times plus 5 take away 1.
5) Kidding, guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate slavery.
Also:
23) Pssst. Thanks to everyone who came to The Rejection Show/Mortified V-Day event. Wow. What an audience. Seriously. Haven't had that much fun performing in ages. When I get the video from my friend Bobby Miller, I'll post it soon.
In the meantime, here's Jon Friedman and Sara Schaefer's very funny opening sequence they shot for the show. And thanks to Jon for putting the whole damn thing together. What a triumph and a delight that guy is. I'm going to go rent "Babel" now and find myself not able to shut up about it. (Babble. Get it. Thanks.) Later.
1) Today I almost wiped out on an icy patch and nearly smashed my face in but didn't and walked away with barely a scratch and as I was busy chanting thank you, thank you, thank you sweet heavens above for not smashing my face in a few blocks later I realized that I had been carrying the DVD "The Departed" and alas the movie was now departed and then I realized that at one time in my life I had been 23 years old and then I couldn't get away from it, 23, 23, 23, 23. It was everywhere!
2) Then I called my parents and asked them if they thought every movie I rented the title would happen to me and then I realized that I had called them at 11:12 p.m. and that it all added up, it wouldn't stop adding up, 23, 23, 23 and then we decided I should probably rent "Million Dollar Baby" because maybe I'd give birth to money next ha ha!
3) Then I asked them if they had seen "Million Dollar Baby," and they had not but they knew that the girl who wins prizes for getting beaten to death in movies gets beaten to death in it and then I was like how did you know that and they were like word gets around about that kind of thing and then they realized that 2 different people had spoiled the ending for them using 3 different syllables ("Hey." "She dies.") and then I was like how do I know I wouldn't hurt someone, how can I really be sure??? 23, 23, 23!! !!!
4) Then I told my parents that I wished I was coming home to someone because I was feeling sorry for myself with my nearly smashed in face and my lost movie and they said, "Coming home, like to a boyfriend?" and I said, "No, like to a slave," and they both agreed this is exactly what my personal ad should specify and then I realized that if I were to post the ad I would want to do it on a personals site called Veinte Tres except that site doesn't exist yet but it will someday except not until the year 2323!
And then I peed my pants 19 times plus 5 take away 1.
5) Kidding, guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate slavery.
Also:
23) Pssst. Thanks to everyone who came to The Rejection Show/Mortified V-Day event. Wow. What an audience. Seriously. Haven't had that much fun performing in ages. When I get the video from my friend Bobby Miller, I'll post it soon.
In the meantime, here's Jon Friedman and Sara Schaefer's very funny opening sequence they shot for the show. And thanks to Jon for putting the whole damn thing together. What a triumph and a delight that guy is. I'm going to go rent "Babel" now and find myself not able to shut up about it. (Babble. Get it. Thanks.) Later.
posted by mandy at 2/16/2007 11:13:00 PM
