Top pickup lines in Humboldt Park this month so far
1) A song, belted with gusto: "White girl/ Won't you come into/ My world."
2) Something about someone being an ox.
3) "Hey, hey, hey, what's your name?" "Oh, hey, I'm married, actually." "That's your first name? Married?" "No. But I really have to pee. Goodbye."
2) Something about someone being an ox.
3) "Hey, hey, hey, what's your name?" "Oh, hey, I'm married, actually." "That's your first name? Married?" "No. But I really have to pee. Goodbye."



