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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Top pickup lines in Humboldt Park this month so far

1) A song, belted with gusto: "White girl/ Won't you come into/ My world."

2) Something about someone being an ox.

3) "Hey, hey, hey, what's your name?" "Oh, hey, I'm married, actually." "That's your first name? Married?" "No. But I really have to pee. Goodbye."


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