about how a Nerve guy emailed me with what I found to be a very crude, very offensive imitation of the Asian people.

"how was your weekend? Do anything fun? Just waying hello...hope to hear from you."

And she wrote, "This is excellent. This is like the time I went out with a German guy and afterwards he sent me an email saying 'Hi Mackenzie, I had fan last night.'"

Which killed me. Mainly because all I could think of was that one "Cosby Show" episode where Cliff has the dream where all the men are pregnant and go into labor. Theo gives birth to a car and Cliff gives birth to a gigantic sub sandwich.

I'd also like to note this is the first time YouTube has completely failed me. Because the search "Cliff Huxtable," "gives birth to" and "a gigantic sub sandwich" returns absolutely nothing.

I'm just waying.