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Monday, June 26, 2006


Coconuts

posted by mandy at 10:51 PM



Ten years

of "Eating It."

Special thanks to Jeff Singer and his lovely wife Colette Hawley for finally allowing me to realize my dream of kung-fu fighting on stage as Barbara Walters.

posted by mandy at 10:39 PM



Sunday, June 25, 2006


These shoes suck

posted by mandy at 11:41 PM



These

shoes rule.

posted by mandy at 11:35 PM




Analyze this

posted by mandy at 11:26 PM



Analyze that

So I'm seeing a new therapist. But I've decided to do things differently. This time I asked if we could just talk.

How much should you tip your therapist?

A repressed memory is what, 20 percent? I really don't want to be cheap when I've just found out I've been molested.

posted by mandy at 11:18 PM




Git-r-moody

posted by mandy at 5:06 PM



Holy fucking shit

This is amazing.

Larry the Cable Guy before he was Larry the Cable Guy (via Liam via Dead-Frog via A Special Thing).

posted by mandy at 4:52 PM



Friday, June 23, 2006


Time funner center

posted by mandy at 12:44 AM



Finally figured out a solution to the Middle East

Say it with me.

Billybobiston.

posted by mandy at 12:38 AM




My new tray table technique is unstoppable

posted by mandy at 12:32 AM



Thursday, June 22, 2006

Yep

this made me laugh.

From Shakin' Dave who I quoted in my mash-up article last week:

I like your blog, too. I was impressed with your use of the word myriad.

posted by mandy at 11:38 PM




My new look for 2005

posted by mandy at 11:29 PM



Perhaps

if I put my best dreaming cap on, the Paw-litzer might one day be within my reach!

posted by mandy at 11:28 PM




Someone clearly needs to steal this hat from me already

posted by mandy at 11:27 PM



Breaking news

Thanks to Steve, I am now aware of Hitler Cats.

Please don't upset them.

posted by mandy at 11:26 PM




Meowlitzer

posted by mandy at 8:46 AM



The most important

story I have ever written.

posted by mandy at 8:45 AM



Sunday, June 18, 2006


Bowery

posted by mandy at 11:06 PM



All I can say is

Wow

posted by mandy at 11:03 PM



Thursday, June 15, 2006


I, pod

posted by mandy at 9:14 AM



Monster mash-up

Of mens. And much, much more.

(And thanks for the myriad sites that people suggested to me, and especially to Mr. 2.0 himself, Heath Row. Thanks also for everyone's continued encouragement of my use of the word myriad.)

posted by mandy at 8:39 AM



Tuesday, June 13, 2006


This little light

posted by mandy at 7:39 AM



Lil'

Vow wow

posted by mandy at 7:36 AM



Monday, June 12, 2006


Neighborhoodie

posted by mandy at 11:31 PM



When you think about it

Bravo is a really sarcastic name for a network.

posted by mandy at 11:22 PM




Newsie

posted by mandy at 9:55 PM



Rubbing yourself to live

The massage therapist told me after I gave her a $15 tip, "I think...just try giving yourself 10 compliments a day."

Imagine how many compliments she would recommend if I had tipped her $20!

posted by mandy at 9:48 PM




Looks like someone has been reading my blog!

posted by mandy at 9:46 PM



Million dollar baby

If I say, "That's my journey," one more time this month, please feel free to punch me in the face.

On a related note, if I get punched in the face one more time this month, please feel free to remind me, "That's your journey."

posted by mandy at 9:38 PM




Looks like someone has been reading my blog!

posted by mandy at 9:34 PM



It's been said before

But I'm really sick of Woody Allen ripping off Dane Cook.

posted by mandy at 9:33 PM




Looks like someone has been reading my blog!

posted by mandy at 9:32 PM



Comedy in truth

Sister: Thanks for putting that picture of Alli on your blog.

Me: Uh-huh.

Sister: We watched your MySpace blog video comedy thing.

Me: Uh-huh.

Sister: I liked it.

Me: Uh-huh.

Sister: But grandma never said that about your snatch.

posted by mandy at 9:21 PM



Sunday, June 11, 2006


Woah ah woah woah ah woah

posted by mandy at 10:52 PM



What's new

Pussycat

posted by mandy at 10:48 PM



Tuesday, June 6, 2006


Cutting the cord

posted by mandy at 10:33 PM



Looks like

someone has been reading my blog!!

Subject: need partner in life?

To: mstadtmiller@yahoo.com
CC: mstadvs@yahoo.com

find fuck buddie today, why wait ? check www.getfunhere. com ohya delete space before com ;]

posted by mandy at 10:17 PM



Monday, June 5, 2006


Cup o' Joe Franklin

posted by mandy at 11:17 PM



Stay classy, global health epidemic

In the news this week, it's "AIDS at 25."

...They grow up so fast, don't they?

posted by mandy at 10:56 PM



Sunday, June 4, 2006


You are correct sir

posted by mandy at 11:49 PM



Overheard in New York

The man does not fuck around when it comes to ringtones.

posted by mandy at 11:35 PM



Thursday, June 1, 2006


Wendy with an i

posted by mandy at 10:32 PM



American inventor

OMG I think you saying 'right' should be my ringtone.

-Michael Malice

right, right

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, michael

right, right

sorry, gotta take this

posted by mandy at 10:11 PM




Candids

posted by mandy at 9:53 PM



Brought to you

By the words "Basically" and "Right, right."

posted by mandy at 9:08 PM




BFF

posted by mandy at 8:51 PM



The ol' 9 percent try

Awesome.

posted by mandy at 8:43 PM



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