Mandy Stadtmiller Dot Com

The thrill of the fight

Battle of the wills

MySpace won. You can add me here.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

One more time

Bringing up baby

Britney style

Monday, March 13, 2006

Thanks for the add

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Yesterday I said that MySpace made me want to kill myself. Then I deleted that. Then I went to a coffeeshop today and ate this nasty cake. Then I decided to stare MySpace down and try to log on for more than 1 minute to see if I could handle it. I couldn't. Then I went to a Mexican restaurant and ate this nasty soup. Then I decided to log on again and search for a musician friend. Then I came across a profile that gave me hope if not for the future, then at least for the eventual survival of humanity.

"I am 16 years old, and I generally like to have fun and be with cool people."

Kid is my new personal hero. Don't forget this either.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Mirror project

Buy the ticket, take the ride

I don't have a Bluetooth earpiece but my small, unhealthily premature infant does.

I don't believe in giving money to the homeless, but I do encourage them to rent "The Fisher King."

I don't read USA Today, but I do find USA Tomorrow incredibly informative.

I don't have much of a personality, but I do have this really great ringtone.

Does the McLaffabunch ever stop? No. In fact, it doesn't.

I'm doing a short set this weekend at Bobby's Ha Ha Lounge. Which, to get somewhat technical about it, is actually a gay bar named The Web. Which, to get somewhat technical about it, features shirtless writhing Cambodian man-boys inside.

Headliner is Bobby Ha Ha. Show is going to rule.

Saturday, March 18
7:30 p.m.
40 E. 58th St.
$25

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

The friendly whale

Learnmedy

I was in Starbucks the other day and this man ordering a large coffee had a heart attack and died. It was so terrible, because everyone knows it's called a venti.

Sunday, March 5, 2006

LA story

Access Hollywood

Like being naked on the cover of Vanity Fair with Tom Ford. Only better!

Thursday, March 2, 2006

Crew

Celebreality

"Dancing with the Stars" is all right, but I much prefer "Awkward Silences with the Production Assistants."

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Laguna Beach

Sunday, March 26, 2006

The vagina monologues