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Blink

I'm starting to have serious regrets about signing up for Homelesster.

The new friend requests are one thing, but it's the new tube sock requests that are absolutely relentless.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Staring contest

Just like a woman

I finally figured out what Victoria's secret is, and I can see why they've kept it quiet all these years. Having a very low-grade depression does not move panties the way you might expect.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Touché and ass

A joke is made somewhere in Southern California

Sister: "What are you doing?"

Me: "I'm busy. I can't talk."

Sister: "Oh. Well, I thought you should know, Gary has started calling your blog Booby McBoobalot."

Silence.

Sister: "Because of all the boobs."

Me: "Right."

Monday, February 13, 2006

New year

Truth in advertising

I was going to wash my hair with L'Oréal, but then I realized I wasn't worth it.

Nor'easter

The pink Polo

I still can't get over the issue of Rolling Stone with Kanye West on the cover. As if the bloody crucifixion imagery wasn't bad enough, lean in a little closer. You can see a tiny picture of Mike Myers standing underneath, looking incredibly uncomfortable.

Thursday, February 2, 2006

Kabuki magic

News you can use

This week I wrote about How He Blew It.

Then I wrote about Being Naked.

Next week I'm hoping to explore How He Hit It and/or Wearing Long Johns.

Sunday, February 26, 2006