Him: hey sexy how thing's going with u? every thing going good on my behalf. By the way u looking sexy by any chance is it possible that me and u could do lunch if so i would like that verry much. P.S. dont worry baby u have absolutelly nothing 2 worry about cause im a good man.

Me: Thanks for your message. Thing is going fine. I am thrilled to hear thing is going good on your behalf. Lunch makes me die a little inside so I'm afraid this will not be possible. Good luck with your journey. I have every confidence you will prevail.

Him: ok....but if u ever change ur mind im here baby