I'm doing Becky Ciletti and Sue Ball's new show Chicken Dinner tomorrow Wed. @ 6:30 p.m., at Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston Street.

It's with Jordan Carlos (E!, Stephen Colbert's black friend) and Rob Apuzzo (being a funny dude, MySpace). Also Dan Curry, who is always hysterical.

We will live out our core values/ While the competition crawls.

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