Me: UU
Me: U
Me: U
Me: UUUUUUUUUUU
Me: UU
Me: I
Me: U
Me: UUU
Me: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thanks, Ass-Purse. And, sorry, Jessica.

In related news, an acquaintance in Denver received a provocative "ooooooooooooooo" from me right around midnight.