I'm such a judgmental twat about people who misspell things that when I wrote that little fellatio witticism I just shared with you, I in fact Googled "fellatio" first.

Which led me to wonder... what's more popular?

Blow jobs, or fellatio?

Drum roll please.

#1 Blow jobs (did you mean blowjobs?)
with 3,640,000 hits

#2 Fellatio
with 3,080,000 hits

As you can see, I did not compete in the Greater San Diego Science Fair for nothing, my friends.

That's what you call a double-blind placebo-controlled dick joke.