Developing world? Developing trend! Madonna just scooped up toddler David in Malawi (we'll forgive the lame-o name since she looked so fab in funky sunglasses!), Brangelina's proudly sporting Zahara (we'll forgive her latest from the loin since she looked so fab in funky Namibia!) and then, of course, Oprah, Bono and the Billinda Gates Foundation are up to their usual tricks.

It's true: Black is the new black.

"This season, those in the know are heading to Paris, St. Barts and Addis Ababa," observes "Best Week Ever" commentator Michael Colton. "Madonna loves everything British. And that includes imperialism."