Suitor #1

Here I am chatting with a strange girl from the internet whom I barely know. For all I know she could be an international woman of mystery, a Depends undergarment model, or dare I say a disgruntled circus clown. Please don't hurt me! Put down the rubber chicken! Not your typical introduction and then again I am not your typical man. You on the other hand seem to be a fun and outgoing woman. Care for a witty exchange of words?

There is nothing that makes me want to kill myself more than an unfunny person trying to be funny.

Not your typical reaction and then again I am not your typical....sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Suitor #2

Hi Cuttie.
gosh you are a real beauty.i am Jerry. 32 yrs,5'7ft, lov goin to the water fall,I Work with An Oil Company .i am here for a serious relationship.i find you so attractive nd i wish we ave something going on.pls you could send me back a mail tell me wht you think..hey you gat a very pleasent smile....

I recommend reading his note in a peppy Jamaican accent. ("Find you so attractive nd i wish we ave something going on.pls you could send me back a mail tell me wht you think.")

Count Dracula also works.

Suitor #3

Damn Gurl, lol "dont hate the playuh hate the game baby, hate the game" , lol you are definately a cutie

well , you seems as pretty on the inside, as you are on the outside,

just goofing off after getting back from the gym.

so i am sorry that i have to inform you but incase you havent been told today;

you look like a screen door in a hurricane,

(very slammable) lol

I hate both the player and the game.