Hannibal: I got booked for a tv show taping in holland.

Me: Great!!! ur the only black guy I've ever made out with

Me: Good callback

Hannibal: Have fun on the radio. Youre the only white girl i made out with....In april

Hannibal: I just fought an astronaut

Me: Was she white?

Hannibal: Afghani then i made out with her

Hannibal: Try to come to hot tub if you can on friday then i can be the second black guy

Hannibal: To perform there

Me: no really? Ha. I may be going 2 ucb but otherwise will try

Hannibal: Hogwash

Me: Alright ucb thing is sat can come fri. Ill bring a bunch of black people. Cool?

Hannibal: The only black people you know are me,nichelle, and that one journalist dude.

Me: Fuckoff kravitz of comedy. I KNOW LOTS OF BLACK PEOPLE. I know that guy from sputnik HAHAHA HAHA

Hannibal: And baron vaughn

Me: right. And baron. Good point. Thx!

***A very urgent message to all of my black friends (you know who you are, guys!!)

Please join me at Hot Tub this Friday night in proving that motherfucker Hannibal wrong. If you are kind of black, that's okay. Just try and be as black as possible when you arrive. Thanks. I really appreciate it.

• Michael Showalter (Stella, Wet Hot American Summer, The State) will wash your blues away with a good scrubbing. michaelshowalter.net
• Reggie Watts (Maktub, Soulive) will take you on a trip through outer space. reggiewatts.com
• John Oliver (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart) will dress you up like a pony and take you to the prom.
• Hannibal (From Chicago!) will help you make up your mind about what religion to choose. Hannibal on MySpace

Friday, 10 p.m.
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street, 2nd Fl
(between 6th and 7th aves)
New York, NY 10001
212-563-7488