Friend: Thanks for that book.

Me: Oh, of course. Do you like it?

Friend: Yeah. I'm on page 60.

Me: Cool, I thought of you. I thought you would like it.

Friend: Yeah, I'm on the part where it says to make a model of your pussy out of Play-Doh and glitter.

Me: Oh no. Seriously?

Friend: Yeah. So I kind of flip between watching Hurricane Katrina coverage and reading that.