1) Last night I called Malice at 2 a.m. where he proceeded to help me through FTP issues to get a few videos transferred to mandystadtmiller.com (HI KITTENS!), and at one point when he was making sure the videos worked on his end, I said, "Yeah, see this performance? This one I'm projecting likeability and charisma, that's why it works so well." So please see his new blog title — it really is catchy! I also said at another point "triaging success," and then repeated it, and then said, "Man, I would have divorced me, too." UPDATE: He also said he was going to go into every bookstore, find all the copies of "Ego & Hubris: The Michael Malice Story," scratch out his name and write in Mandy Stadtmiller. That was pretty funny, too.

2) I contributed to the new Page Six magazine out on newstands today. Mackenzie Dawson, who has a hilarious story in today's Pulse section about "friend stalkers," did a bang-up job as the editor of the magazine, so pick up a copy if you get a chance.

3) WE HEAR... THAT tonight's New York's Funniest Reporter contest at Gotham Comedy Club - featuring The Post's Mandy Stadtmiller and Robert George and benefiting Operation Uplink (which pays for phone cards for our troops) - is getting heavyweight help from former Great White Hope Gerry Cooney.

4) New post up at Comedy Central Insider!

5) I've written many things over many years, but I can't remember when I had as much fun as with this piece in today's Pulse on Dave Zinczenko, author of the new "Men, Love & Sex" user's manual for women.

6) See you tonight at Gotham!

Thursday
Sept. 14
7 p.m.
$12/two drink min (all proceeds go to charity)
Gotham Comedy Club
208 W. 23rd St. (7th & 8th Aves.)
212/367-9000

Projecting likeability and charisma,
Mandy Stadtmiller