From Gawker:

To Do: Wu-Tang, Takka Takka or Mandy Stadtmiller

• Ghostface, RZA, and the rest of Wu-Tang (RIP, ODB) take over Webster Hall tonight. Expect just as many people on stage as in the crowd. flavorpill]


• Head to the 'Slope and indulge blog-buzz band du jour Takka Takka; they perform with Slowlands at Union Hall. Catch them now before they hit the road with Clap Your Hands Say Whatever. [Brooklyn Vegan


• Amongst the talent in tonight's Other Talent Show, Post scribe Mandy Stadtmiller will take the stage to reenact Andy Dick's insanity from William Shatner's roast. There might even be some ladybag-grabbing. How could you say no? At $6, it's bargain entertainment. Mo Pitkins, 34 Avenue A, 9:30 PM.

Hi, mom.

Guess this wasn't clear before: The re-enactment will be dialogue. Let's face facts, though.

My hand is literally being forced into prop comedy here. For the first time in my life, I know exactly what it's like to be Carrot Top when he suggests Luau Wednesdays in "Chairman of the Board."

And I've got to tell you, it feels a little AIDS-y.