From Jossip:

Not content with having her grandchildren-ready Andy Dick tale be just the lead item in Page Six, the Post's Mandy Stadtmiller is wringing all that she can out of the oft pubicly unconscious fella's face licking incident at William Shatner's Comedy Central roast. Quite the aspiring stand up comic, we understand, Stadtmiller is taking Dick along for the stage ride.

OK, first off...

I'm having grandkids!!

Secondly, I've always preferred the term "aspiring chuckle factory."

"Aspiring ha ha hut" also acceptable.

"Aspiring ha ha hut that looks like a fucking coke whore," pushing it.

Thirdly, how much do I love the term "pubicly unconscious"?

A whole lot. A whole lot lot lot, that's how much.

Am talking to Stern's Steve Langford again around 12:30 p.m. today to react to the fact that an associate of Dick's apparently called in to say things along the lines of "she got exactly what she had coming."

Oh, ladies. And you thought all the good ones were taken.

If this associate really nails me, I might just break down and discuss the fact that I did have a delicious spread of caviar and capers laid out on my right hand exactly when the incident occurred.

But that's only if he really nails me.

FYI.

That was a ha ha hut.