until right now when I accepted Lauren as a friend, and the sounds of Tila Tequila's "Fuck Ya Man" came blaring out of my tinny little speakers.

The future of America is here, MyFriends.

And it ain't trying to fuck ya man.

UPDATE: I'm a moron. Lauren's profile is set to private. Now, please, really take the time to listen to "Fuck Ya Man" through Tila's profile. Your life, like mine, will be changed forever.