The reason I am no longer allowed to text.

I particularly like the question mark after the fifth message. Also dig the stunning, somewhat majestic existential question raised herein:

...Are you even in Brooklyn?

12:28 a.m.
Alright, well very nice to meet you sir.

12:34 a.m.
um that's me call me if u want

12:36 a.m.
Ok tried ur # but no cigar am headed home almost

12:39 a.m.
Could meet at a brooklynish bar if u were so inclined but I'm guessing no

1:18 a.m.
am about 2 pass out near the slope?

1:20 a.m.
Gotta confess it would be fun to meet up but almost nearing my end of the night

1:24 a.m.
Well its 124 and I'm abiut to sign off...fun 2 meet u!

1:30 a.m.
tempted 2 call u 1 more time

1:46 a.m.
&Allright just woke up roommates r u in brooklyn even?

1:50 a.m.
wacky good night, [redacted]. Good luck w ur evening's conquests