If you are in town, come! If you are not in town, tell others to come! If you are that creepy stalker guy from Pennsylvania, you are totally right—we do have a special connection that no one else understands!

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I'll be performing tomorrow night (Monday) at WYSIWYG's "Summer of Love" show, talking about my Craigslist rampage last summer inspired by this super-classy personal ad I posted:

...Are you 29 or older, 6' or taller, professional, intelligent, scored higher than 1350 on your SAT or ACT equivalent? I would like to have a drink with someone tonight and flirt for an hour, from say 6:30 to 7:30. Maybe we could make out for a bit if we're into each other but you know we might not be. I'm tall (6'2"), attractive enough to have dabbled in modeling when I was younger, blonde, skinny, and soon to be divorced. And what a rack! No, not really. Decent rack. If I were a rack-rater I'd give it an 8 on a scale of racktastic to racktacular. I don't have time for elaborate conversations as I have to get some shit done, but if you are clever and good looking (I've had this Vince Vaughn in "Wedding Crashers," Brad Pitt in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" fetish in the porn loop in my brain lately), then send me an email with a picture, and we'll figure this thing out.

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WOW.

What a dick!

It's going to be great. The full lineup is pretty dope.

Details below. See you there.

The WYSIWYG Talent Show's "Summer Lovin'" performs Monday, July 24, at Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery between Bleecker and Houston). Doors open at 7:30 p.m., show at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7 at the door. For more information visit www.wysiwygtalentshow.org, www.bowerypoetry.com or call (212) 614-0505.

With performances by:

* Dan Allen (http://www.taoofdan.com)
* Mandy Stadtmiller (http://bloggymcblogalot.blogspot.com/)
* Rives (http://shopliftwindchimes.com/)
* Blaise K. (http://bazima.com)
* Shappy Seasholtz (http://www.uncleshappy.com/diary.htm)
* Sarah Kelly (http://somnambulisme.livejournal.com/)