I’m not sure but I think I accidentally inserted one of the members of mini-KISS into my vagina this morning.

The nice thing is he’s incredibly breathable.

...Come out *TONIGHT* to the one, the only La Boca!

This show will not only blow your mind it will shag your wife, pick up your kids and tell your boss exactly what you think of him.

Damn! That's a lot of show!

Tuesday, August 1
La Boca @ The Limerick House
9 pm - Free
69 23rd St. @ Sixth Ave.
(F to 23rd, across from the Best Buy and rubbing elbows with the Dunkin’ Donuts)

If you come, please remember to ask: “Have you seen mini-Criss? We've been looking for him everywhere.”

That will be “our code”!