Jailbait on East Timor Benefit Album wants to be your friend.

Thanks for the add, Jailbait on East Timor. Thanks for the add.

Which reminds me, thanks to Mackenzie, I enjoyed today what is quite possibly the best Web site comment of all time on everyone's favorite go-to Internet portal Cats That Look Like Hitler:

"yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler."

If I had a nickel for every time I tried to break that uncomfortable truth to a family member.

Which reminds me, thanks to everyone who came out to Chicks and Giggles last night. It was a great show, the room was incredible, Carolyn rocked the house as always, and the comics were all fantastic. Will be posting a video from the show very soon.

Which reminds me, I passed by a business tonight and for two exquisite seconds thought the sign outside read: "Chinese-Americans are back!"

Sadly, it actually read: "Chinese-American Bank."

But in my heart, I'm going to let it serve as a reminder that Chinese-Americans are, in fact, arumpabump back. Happened right about the same time low-rise jeans went out and Thai fusion sushi finally had its Icarus-like moment in the sun.

(The son of Daedalus: In or out? Your cats don't look enough like they escaped from Crete. Sorry.)

Which reminds me, while mandystadtmiller.com is not yet off the ground (although the kittens keep getting more and more and more and then a little less and then more and then less and then more and then a little less and then it stays the same for a while and then more and more adorable), I have finally decided to get my act together to create Her Very First mailing list. Instructions are coming soon for how to join "The cool kids e-letter rad-zine," but in the meantime you can add me here. And then please. Add Jaibait for East Timor Benefit Album.

Because I don't think of it as MySpace. I think of it as OurSpace.