Come to these shows, my friends, and find the answers you've been looking for.

Tuesday, August 1
La Boca @ The Limerick House
9 pm - Free
69 23rd St.
(F to 23rd)

Tuesday, August 8
The Rejection Show @ Mo Pitkins
7:30 pm - $8
34 Avenue A
(F to 2nd Ave.)
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Lineup: Don't have it. But if all goes according to plan, I will at some point convince Jon Friedman to eat an entire jar of peanut butter for $100. I also hear Joe Grossman will be doing rejected jokes from Letterman.

Thursday, August 17
The Other Talent Show (hosted by Michelle Collins and Jon Friedman) @ Mo Pitkins
9:30 pm - $6
34 Avenue A
(F to 2nd Ave.)
Lineup: Andres duBouchet, Laura Dawn, Ze Frank, Julie Klausner, Nick Krohl, John Mulaney, Mandy Stadtmiller

Monday, August 28
Monday Evening Standup (hosted by Jen Dziura) @ Pete's Candy Store
7:30 pm - Free
709 Lorimer St., Williamsburg
(F to 14th, L to Lorimer)
Lineup: Greg Barris, Mike Burns, Michelle Buteau, Dustin D'Addato, Greg Morabito, Mandy Stadtmiller

Thursday, August 31
The $1 Room @ The Telephone Bar
9 pm - $1
149 2nd Ave.
(F to 2nd Ave.)

Thursday, September 7
The Brothel @ Julep's Sexy Basement Lounge
8 pm - Free
9 Avenue A
(F to 2nd Ave.)
Lineup: Randy Epley, writer for Cracked Magazine, George Lazarou, Mandy Stadtmiller