John: I just wanted to say you are gorgeous. I especially love those eyes of yours. I would love to chat with you and show you some hot pics of me if you are interested.

Me: You can email aforementioned hot pics to mynameismandy@gmail.com.

Best regards,
Mandy

John: hey mandy...i would love to chat with you..do you have yahoo or aim messenger? i would also love to show you some pics...hope to talk to you soon

Me: Hey John, Sorry, I just have so little time to chat...but wanted to follow up about those hot pics.

Best regards,
Mandy Stadtmiller

John: hey mandy...i still have some pics waiting for you.....do you have yahoo messenger?

Me: I really feel I must see the hot pics first. Unfortunately, I don't think I am flexible on this point.

Best regards,
Mandy Stadtmiller

John: i have no way of sending you hot pics unless you have instant messenger of some kind.

Me: I'm going to be straight with you, John. I fear that so much "buzz" has been built around the hot pics in question that this might serve to potentially cloud my judgement of the pics' intrinsic hot qualities. This potential turn of events would be unfair to not only the two of us but more importantly, to the hot pics. No one wants that. I propose we let things cool off for a few days and then resume discussions.

Best regards,
Mandy Stadtmiller