I don't have a Bluetooth earpiece but my small, unhealthily premature infant does.

I don't believe in giving money to the homeless, but I do encourage them to rent "The Fisher King."

I don't read USA Today, but I do find USA Tomorrow incredibly informative.

I don't have much of a personality, but I do have this really great ringtone.

Does the McLaffabunch ever stop? No. In fact, it doesn't.

I'm doing a short set this weekend at Bobby's Ha Ha Lounge. Which, to get somewhat technical about it, is actually a gay bar named The Web. Which, to get somewhat technical about it, features shirtless writhing Cambodian man-boys inside.

Headliner is Bobby Ha Ha. Show is going to rule.

Saturday, March 18
7:30 p.m.
40 E. 58th St.
$25