In a theater filled with people waiting to see "The Aristocrats," the first tipoff something had gone horribly awry was the swelling music. Then the polar ice caps over the opening credits. Then the sponsorship by National Geographic.

It was at this point the audience started throwing popcorn at the projectionist and hurling obscenities such as "I think you might have the wrong movie." Unfortunately, it was not before the penguins started in with the filthy jokes.