90-year-old aunt: Can't wait to see you then.

Me: Can't wait to see you either.

Aunt: What's that?

Me: Can't WAIT TO SEE YOU.

Aunt: Bring pictures. Lots of pictures.

Me: Okay.

Aunt: What's that?

Me: I'LL BRING PICTURES. LOTS OF PICTURES.

Aunt: Is your husband coming then?

Me: No, Aunt Ruth, we're actually SPLITTING UP. But we're still FRIENDS.

Aunt: He's busy then?

Me: We're actually NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE BUT WE ARE STILL FRIENDS. We're SPLITTING UP.

Aunt: He's out of town then?

Me: We're getting a DIVORCE, Aunt Ruth. A DIVORCE.

Aunt: Well. Can't wait to see you then.

Me: Me either, Aunt Ruth.

Aunt: Bring pictures. Lots of pictures.