Me: So I bought these bras like last month or something.

Clerk: And you never wore them?

Me: No. Never wore them.

Clerk: Hmm. Interesting.

Me: I don't have the tags. Sorry.

Clerk: It's okay.

Me: Awesome. Thanks.

Clerk: Except this one is wet.

Me: Oh.

Clerk: And it smells like detergent.