It's a close contest, but I think Section 3 ("About Your Feelings") might be the most delightful portion of the grueling—but totally scienterrific—45-minute eHarmony screening questionnaire.

See if you can guess which feeling is thrown in to weed out "The Anarchist Cookbook" fans.

Personally, I'm hoping against hope to find that perfect guy who's a "6" for fearful about the future, a "7" for misunderstood, and a "5" for out of control just to mix things up.

Please. No fatties.

...Use the (1–7) scale (rarely–always) below to rate how often during the past month you have felt the following ways.

1. Happy

2. Sad

3. Anxious

4. Confident

5. Hopeful

6. Fearful about the future

7. Angry

8. Calm

9. Fortunate

10. Out of control

11. Fulfilled

12. Depressed

13. Energetic

14. Tired

15. Successful

16. Unable to cope

17. Satisfied

18. Misunderstood

19. Safe

20. Plotted against