Me: What are you doing?

63-year-old: Watching the news. I'm addicted to it. I can't stop watching.

Me: Tell me something newsy.

63yo: Did you know Sean Combs is hosting the MTV Video Music Awards?

Me: I do now.

63yo: It's on the ticker.

Me: I see.

63yo: I'm addicted to the ticker.

Me: Okay.

63yo: It kind of bothers me.

Me: What's that?

63yo: How they don't use his full name.

Me: Meaning?

63yo: You know. It should be Puff Daddy. Or P Diddy. Or both.

Me: You're right.

63yo: I like him.

Me: You do?

63yo: I can relate to P Diddy. He seems approachable.

Me: I can see that.

63yo: Unlike Snoop Dogg. I think he might intimidate me.