Zorfnorf, the unpredictable 31-year-old citigillian sensation, was spotted froofing an undisclosed number of frekkians today in the middle of the posh snorglet hangout Glorshtopia, sources confirmed.

"What a whore," a giggling Fraktipi that refused to identify itself said. "Whore, whore, whore."

Best known for crushing 18 of her past 19 lovers with her bare hands, Zorfnorf is also heavily promoting her album, "Too Many Arms," as it rides to No. Wal-Mart on the intergalactic charts.

"Still a whore," added the unidentified Fraktipi. "Whore, whore, whore."

Zorfnorf appears tonight on "Cradle Your Beak Around My Pfleffer," 8 p.m., Wal-Mart Standard Time.